Yeah, I know.
But what better time than that which I am forced to work on Christmas Eve to update?
I don't even really have a good update, but I've been composing the 12 Library Days of Christmas in my head all day, and I was going to put it on Twitter, but then I decided I could illustrate it and everything here. Plus, I could make empty promises about how I swear I'm going to write more in the coming year and I could talk about how, one of these days, I'll tell you all about my new job, beginning in January, and the fact that I got married in November.
But I digress.
The 12 Days of Library Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Working on Christmas Eve
On the second day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Two massive fines
. . .and working on Christmas Eve
On the third day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Three screaming kids
. . .two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the fourth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Four fighting thugs
. . .three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the fifth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Fiiiive un-su-per-vised teens
. . .four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the sixth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Six drunks a-snoring
. . .fiiiiive un-supervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the seventh day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Seven stolen laptops
. . .six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiive un-supervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the eighth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Eight nasty phone calls
. . .seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiive un-supervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
. . .seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiive un-supervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the ninth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Nine lost USB drives
. . .eight nasty phone calls, seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiive unsupervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the tenth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Ten lying liars
. . .nine lost USB drives, eight nasty phone calls, seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiive unsupervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Eleven ringing cellphones
. . .ten lying liars, nine lost USB drives, eight nasty phone calls, seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiive unsupervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me. . .
Twelve inane questions
. . .eleven ringing cellphones, ten lying liars, nine lost USB drives, eight nasty phone calls, seven stolen laptops, six drunks a-snoring, fiiiiiiiive unsupervised teens, four fighting thugs, three screaming kids, two massive fines, and working on Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas and happy assorted other holidays to whatever readers I have left. I hope your presents are awesome, your carols are on-key, and your gingerbread houses are especially gingerbready.
Until I get my act together to write with more frequency. . .I bid you adieu and farewell. Merry Christmas, y'all!