Let's see. . .Apparently, Day 28 (What's in Your Handbag or Purse) was already done, inadvertently, so I'm going to go ahead and mark that one off. We'll go with:
Day 25: Your Day, In Great Detail
Since it's about 10:50 a.m., obviously, this is not THIS day in great detail. This is a generic day, since most of them go about the same. Also, you may or may not be sorry for asking for great detail.
6:40: Alarm goes off. I hit snooze, cursing the world.
6:49: Hit snooze.
6:58: Hit snooze.
7:07: Hit snooze.
7:16: Hit snooze. D comes in and politely tells me if I don't get my ass in gear, I'm going to be late.
7:25: Finally get up and get in shower.
7:32: Get out of shower and begin "What to wear" process.
7:33-7:41: Change clothes three times.
7:42-7:50: Panickedly (is that a word?) gather up everything I need for the day, grab bagel and juice D has so nicely gotten together for me, hunt for my badge, hurry out the door.
7:50-8:05-ish: Drive to and get to work.
8:05-ish-12:00: OK, so, the order of all of this varies from day to day, so I'll just give you a list of what could and probably, at some point, will happen during this 4-hour span:
*Mafia Man comes by my desk and scares the crap out of me.
*I say, "I'm good, thanks, how are you?" between five and 15 times. (Yes. I'm aware I should say I'm doing "well," but that doesn't flow as easily.)
*My boss calls between two and 100 times.
*I enter the forms that people have filled out.
*Three people ask me to do things for them, believing me to be their personal assistant.
*Two people call me, asking to be transferred to someone else in the building, because they don't want to look up the person's extension.
*My boss references how much she dislikes at least two people at the company, following it with "But they're a nice person!"
*I drink at least one Diet Coke.
*I answer three phone calls for people who don't work here; At least one of these callers will insist they are correct, and ask me (1) How long I've been here; (2) How long the person they've called for has been gone; (3) Am I sure I'm spelling the name correctly?
*I wave at the jauntily gay mailman when he drops everything off in the lobby.
*Three to five people call or come by, asking if we're accepting applications. I explain to them that they can drop off a resume, but that you don't actually fill out an application unless called for an interview. One will ask me for a fax number. Two will have resumes ready for me. One of these resumes will have so many errors, it makes me want to cry a little.
*Seven people come to the front door and try to open it. It is locked. Two of these people look at me, and I push the button under the desk to unlock the door for them. The rest of the people won't even glance over at me and, after trying to open the door again, harder this time, walk over to the phone on the wall and try to figure out who they need to call. Three of THESE people eventually notice me. The rest linger in the lobby until someone lets them in.
*I office-laugh at approximately eight things people say.
*I go on a massive hunt for at least two people that have appointments waiting in the lobby, only to find that, when I get back to the front, they've already come and retrieved the person.
*Four people call me ma'am.
*I chat with people on gChat, talking about the drags of work.
*Blogs are read/written.
12:00: Lunch! D comes by and picks me up and someone takes over my post for the next hour.
1:00: Back to work. Small talk with whomever has taken my place.
1:10: I'm ready to go home.
1:10-3:00: Finish whatever work still needs to be done, interspersed with the stuff from the 8:05-12:00 block.
3:00: Boss calls me to talk crap about someone.
3:05: Boss comes up to my desk and insists she needs to use my area to make phone calls (usually in Spanish) and/or use my computer. This renders me basically useless.
3:45: Boss finishes using my space.
3:45-4:15: Boss begins to talk about her personal life. This includes her kid, her friends, her gyno appointments, and how long it's been since she's gotten laid. (13 years, if you wonder.)
4:15-4:40: More of the same from the morning. Counting down the minutes.
4:40: Boss calls with something that "needs to be done ASAP."
4:50: Boss calls to tell me it can be done tomorrow.
4:55: This is almost gut-wrenching how slowly time is moving.
5:00: OUT OF HERE!
5:00-5:20: Travel to second job. (Monday and Wednesday) Eat something or other.
5:30: Start library job.
5:30 to 7:30: Work, dealing with people who I've mentioned in previous posts, and wash my hands at least five times.
7:30: Break time! Either talk to D or read or power nap with eyes open.
7:45: Back to work! Do the book drop!
9:00: OUT OF HERE!
9:00-9:20: Drive home from library.
9:20: Eat something.
9:45: Settle in for computer browsing/reading/conversating/TV-watching.
Sometime between 10:30 and 12:30: BED! Get to get up and do it all again in a few hours.
So there you go. My day in EXCRUCIATING detail.